Jibber Jabber

british-supertramp:

Hermione must have had a crazy good time when she went back to Hogwarts to do her final year, all that library time without having to worry about Harry’s imminent death or whether him and Ron were going to fail every single subject they were taking, like it must have been pretty fucking blissful

So I was explaining my gender-fluidity to my grandmother
Me: So sometimes I'm a boy, but sometimes I'm a girl.
Grandma: I have enough idiot granddaughters already
Me:
Grandma:
Me:
Grandma: But I also have enough idiot grandsons, so having an idiot who isn't really either one is kind of refreshing.
*then later*
My mom: Alex, can you come pick up these LEGOs?
Me: Yeah... *doesn't move at all*
Grandma: Katie, go pick up the LEGOs
Me: Yeah, alright *goes to pick up LEGOs*
Grandma: See, you addressed the boy, but I addressed the girl. Boys are lazy, girls get crap done.

rapunzelie:

chocolatemermaidya:

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

it’s called makeup

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

image

amazign:

djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was

i thought this was a gif of a man fighting a giant angry slug

amazign:

djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was

i thought this was a gif of a man fighting a giant angry slug

tastefullyoffensive:

[bftugboat]
swelarpers:

From: Showstudio
By:Gareth Pugh

swelarpers:

From: Showstudio

By:Gareth Pugh

baruyon:

I thought I would find some more drawings of my magical girl character Iris, since people have been reblogging the original set of drawings again… (thank you)! The greyscale drawings are of the antagonist, Morpheus and her pet Phobetor. :>

minakuu:

so I scrolled down until the end of my blog— and found super old drawings so I decided to make this—-I sadly lost the veryyyyy first pic I drew of him so i added the second one before I used him for LoX group until his recent self

he probably will keep changing but just to keep his ..timeline- kfjnkskdfsk

His name is Liam

shewhospeaks2dragons:

Tokyo Ghoul, Ending art.

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

image

starksexual:

so i’m watching hannibal and this fucking ad comes up

starksexual:

so i’m watching hannibal and this fucking ad comes up

akapyon:

東京喰種 カネキマスクの作り方 その6

いよいよ仕上げです。

赤い合皮にファスナーを付け、歯のパーツと重ねて縫います。

それをフェイスに貼り付けたら、最後にワッシャーとゴム紐を付けて完成!

ゴム紐は眼帯側にホックを付けて固定できるようにしています。

自分の顔ぴったりのサイズ&リアルなマスクが出来上がりました。

Ghost